We've had a busy time here lately, and the first thing to get cut for time was my sleep schedule.  After that came this.

So we might start hoarfing out some more reviews rather quickly in the next few days.  Unless I come up with something better to do, like discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a mokey a shower.

Sleeping Beauty, the review.

C: It was pretty silly how the fairy people kept making everything turn different colours.  (Caleb talks like a proper Brit in my head.  Sometimes)  And they made a cake that just kept falling down, and that was funny. 

D:  Was that all?

C:  No!  Then the girl hurt her finger and had to be sent to bed to feel better.  Then Maleficent put the man in the dungeon.

D:  Oh no!

C:  But she wasn't being mean, daddy, she just wanted some peace and quiet so she could get some sleep.  (Upon throwing the prince in the dungeon, Maleficent says "Finally I can get a good night's sleep for the first time in 16 years.")

D:  Well, that makes sense, I guess.

C:  And then she turned into a dragon! 

D: Dude, a dragon? 

C:  Yes, a giant dragon that can breathe fire on everyone and cook them for dinner.

D: Whoa.

C:  Then the prince threw his sword at the dragon and made it dead.

D:  Then what happened?

C:  I don't know.

D:  Why not?

C:  Well, once dragon-Maleficent was gone I turned it off because it wouldn't be cool anymore.....

D:  I couldn't agree more, my man.